INTERNET FUN

*For actual INFORMATION about expat life in Hong Kong, rather than silly picture stories, try the links on the right for my cyber pals Ordinary Gweilo, hkmacs and Lamma Magazine.

*For an insight into Britain's tea and biscuit culture, try Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down.

*For sexy pictures of electrical power equipment around the world, see Pylon of the Month.

*If you are a vicious, nasty person who loves to think ill of others, try Pop Bitch. (Warning, contains strong and often semi-coherent language.)

*If you want to know how NOT to play football ("soccer" to my North American and Australasian friends) try Manchester City FC's official site.

*To understand why Manchester City fans flatter themselves that they are natural rebels (ie not Man Utd fans) go to The Blue Stuff. (It refers to the colour of the team shirt, not jokes by Bernard Manning.)

*To find out how nice and polite English professional footballers are, listen to Manchester United and England defender Gary Neville answering his portable 'phone to a young fan. (Warning, contains strong Mancunian accent....and swearing.)