BOMBER BOMBS
BOMBER'S VIGIL

A suicide bomber has blown himself up at a suicide bomber's funeral in a dispute over the number of virgins promised to him in paradise.

Relatives of the latest bomber said he had been upset after hearing a local radical cleric had promised the first bomber five more maidens than he was getting for an identical mission.

There are fears the new atrocity could spark a war among the suicide bomber community that could threaten peace in Iraq. (What peace would that be? - Editor)