LADY HAS BABY SHOCK

A lady has had a baby, it was revealed today.

The lady, who is normally very slim and advertises clothes by walking up and down in high heels to music, had to get quite fat in order to have the baby.

Her spokesman said: "The lady and her baby, who will be called Chevrolet Cheesums, are fine, though a little tired. The lady was quite fat, but plans to get thin again very soon."

A medical expert has revealed that more than three hundred thousand ladies per day across the world have babies, but most of them go unnoticed - often for their whole lives.

He said: "Ladies are naturally suited to having babies. A special implant in their chests can even be used to feed the babies if they or their personal assistant cannot get to a shop selling branded powdered milk."

The total number of ladies, babies and gentlemen in the world is estimated to be 6.47 billion.